And Now, the News...

And now, the news...
Recently, Clark B. McClelland, former Spacecraft Operator of the NASA Space Shuttle Fleet wrote an article detailing a conversation with Lt. Col. Ellison Onizuka, mission specialist on the Space Shuttle, who said that before being with NASA, his Air Force group had been shown films at McLelland , ala Roswell, of large-eyed, large-headed small-bodied dead aliens lying on a slab in a hospital-type room. Onizuka was a crew member of he Shuttle Challenger, which blew up in 1986.

UFO researcher Leonard Stringfield claims to have been given 50 accounts of alien evidence, including movies of crashed crafts, alien technology, and dead alien bodies. It seems that aliens always seem to crash in the desert. We know they can't escape that environment, because of the gigantic Gila monsters bred by the Air Force that have been trained to capture them.

Some scientists say that in the absence of visual stimuli, the brain invents things imaginatively. South American natives who saw the Conquistadors on horses, never having seen the animals before, and seeing them carrying soldiers, the best horsemen in the world, attributed supernatural characteristics to the long-in-the-nose creatures.

And when aliens abduct people, it is usually from a deserted back road in New Hampshire on a Moonlit night. The people remember being examined by alien doctors and then transported back to their vehicles with a missing two-hour memory, and sores where the aliens inserted probes.

Many UFO/Aliens-visited-Earth supporters point to the Great Pyramids of Egypt and Easter Island as proof of alien visits. However,anyone who has seen the movie 10,000 BC has no reason to doubt that ancient man trained woolly mammoth/mastodon hybrids to carry the large stones up ramps to build the pyramids. That is, before a young man, known as The Hunter, demands of a sabre-toothed tiger that he support his quest to topple the old man who has enslaved thousands of the ancient people. And all we know is that the old man is old- very old. At least 60. But of course, because of our popular culture and the movie's insistence on showing the audience only a portion of his face, his very old face, we can rightly conclude that the mystery man is indeed an alien. And they all lived happily ever-after.

This argument about whether we have been visited by aliens is as old as Davy Crockett. But it is easy to take sides on this issue for anyone who puts a good deal of thought and deliberation, and scientific study of the evidence: It is unquestionable that aliens have visited our planet.

There can be no other explanation for Easter Island, hieroglyphics, Peruvian Nazca Lines, crop circles, geoglyphs, Dolly Parton, Nathan Lane and Barry Manilow.

In other news...
A surgeon was fired after he "appeared to fall asleep" during liposuction. Wow, we'd lose a Selectman immediately if that were enforced here! Oh, and speaking of Selectmen, they are supposedly crafting a letter to the Governor over the impasse regarding the Waster Water Treatment Facility on Fruit Street to ask him to speak to a judge. To do what? Intervene in a court case? Influence a state division? There are, at last count, four appeals of one type or another. Well, I'd like to believe they know better, but Chairman Herr said we would all know in due time what the letter was about, because the case that the letter refers to is in litigation, and they cannot speak of it. Until then, we'll have to rely on unofficial sources.

Elsewhere in the news...
Civil unions will now be allowed among inmates in New Hampshire. One person who demands more punishment be meted out to inmates, said they should be allowed to get married.

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